White Buffalo Cusses Like a Longshoreman!
This blog post is not intended as an insult. I'm just stating the fact that, in writing "The Legend of White Buffalo," I was torn as to whether I should include all the foul language from the recorded transcription. In the end, I chose to include just enough cussing to give a taste of what it's like talking to White Buffalo.
White Buffalo was raised on the gang-ridden streets of Modesto, California. And it shows in his speaking, especially when he's riled up. Here's a good example:
"This fat f*ck thought he was something. But he couldn't fathom the depths of four seconds of my true Beserker rage. I checked his Illuminatti contract. Stupid f*ggot was supposed to tell me that no one loved me. If I don't stop talking sh!t on the Illuminatti, I would be f*cked by being killed, not raped as this f*ggot said had been done to him. This was the best this mangina mafia mustered to beat me with. He thought himself Beowolf. But he is so stupid he couldn't even get the contract's words correct, and showed he was a f*ggot as I crushed his assassin face in seconds with a total pin faster then a MMA fighter could blink."
I know, I know, you've probably heard worse. But all I'm saying is that I had to make a moral decision regarding the transcript: choose to leave all the cussing, omit some of it, or omit all of it. I'm in favor of realism, so I chose to retain some cussing for the purpose of lending additional ambience to certain scenes.
I feel I have to give some aftermath to the fight scene in "The Legend of White Buffalo." I may have given the impression that White Buffalo killed Neil the Illuminati MMA assassin. But that's only due to White Buffalo's narrative style. In fact, he and White Buffalo are on good terms now. They're not exactly friends. Whenever I mention Neil to White Buffalo, his response contains more insult and cussing about Neil. The impression I got, however, is that there's a detente between them. I'll let White Buffalo's words speak for themselves regarding this:
"I saw him a few weeks ago. He shook my hand, no trouble. But he rapes men that fall for his bullsh!t. Guy's a loser."
So yeah, some stories do have happy endings. Sort of.
White Buffalo was raised on the gang-ridden streets of Modesto, California. And it shows in his speaking, especially when he's riled up. Here's a good example:
"This fat f*ck thought he was something. But he couldn't fathom the depths of four seconds of my true Beserker rage. I checked his Illuminatti contract. Stupid f*ggot was supposed to tell me that no one loved me. If I don't stop talking sh!t on the Illuminatti, I would be f*cked by being killed, not raped as this f*ggot said had been done to him. This was the best this mangina mafia mustered to beat me with. He thought himself Beowolf. But he is so stupid he couldn't even get the contract's words correct, and showed he was a f*ggot as I crushed his assassin face in seconds with a total pin faster then a MMA fighter could blink."
I know, I know, you've probably heard worse. But all I'm saying is that I had to make a moral decision regarding the transcript: choose to leave all the cussing, omit some of it, or omit all of it. I'm in favor of realism, so I chose to retain some cussing for the purpose of lending additional ambience to certain scenes.
I feel I have to give some aftermath to the fight scene in "The Legend of White Buffalo." I may have given the impression that White Buffalo killed Neil the Illuminati MMA assassin. But that's only due to White Buffalo's narrative style. In fact, he and White Buffalo are on good terms now. They're not exactly friends. Whenever I mention Neil to White Buffalo, his response contains more insult and cussing about Neil. The impression I got, however, is that there's a detente between them. I'll let White Buffalo's words speak for themselves regarding this:
"I saw him a few weeks ago. He shook my hand, no trouble. But he rapes men that fall for his bullsh!t. Guy's a loser."
So yeah, some stories do have happy endings. Sort of.
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