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"F'ck Off With That Sh!t" - Potty Mouth White Buffalo and Siamese Twin Ghosts

White Buffalo is an expert on all things supernatural. He knows the Bible and the Book of Enoch inside and out. Given his formidable knowledge base, I decided to message him to ask if Siamese twins can become ghosts. Why? I dunno. I was just asking because I wanted to know. There are ways to communicate feelings, thoughts and opinions without being harsh. But responding with 'F'ck outta here with that sh!t' isn't one of them. Comment below if you'd like to know if Siamese twin ghosts exist.

My Main Character Is Emotionally Wounded! How I constructed the characters for my first novel...

My novels' main character, who became known as Elijah (just Elijah), was abandoned, neglected, and blamed as a child for things he couldn't have done. He grew up to become a passive adult who who exists through the lives of others. To him, they are like real-life soap operas. He has made a success out of himself as an adult by publishing popular biographies. He has also been a ghost writer for autobiographies about famous people. The internal hole, or lack of personal identity (otherwise known as a hole in the soul), plays out in my novels as a psychological weakness being exploited by the supernatural forces of evil. It starts by getting him involved in the situation of the person he is writing for. Then he gets so involved that he can't extricate himself without putting himself in more danger. This scenario gives him an identity he doesn't want and didn't ask for. He becomes the anti-hero Elijah. He is the exact opposite of Enoch (AKA White Buffalo) the hero. I...

What REALLY happened in my new book!

My new book, which is tentatively titled "Elijah," contains a scene in which Elijah sees White Buffalo, after several months, in a local breakfast house restaurant. This meeting may seem accidental, but it wasn't. Because apparently White Buffalo had a little message to give his ex-partner. The background is that Elijah doesn't know if White Buffalo is dead or alive. But he assumes that he survived. Well, to make this explanation short, one day White Buffalo sat down at Elijah's table (surprise!) where he was seated alone. What happened next is presented in my novel as a fairly tame conversation. But I was very hesitant to depict the meeting exactly as it occurred that day. Here it is: "Hello, dumbass."

White Buffalo Cusses Like a Longshoreman!

This blog post is not intended as an insult. I'm just stating the fact that, in writing "The Legend of White Buffalo," I was torn as to whether I should include all the foul language from the recorded transcription. In the end, I chose to include just enough cussing to give a taste of what it's like talking to White Buffalo. White Buffalo was raised on the gang-ridden streets of Modesto, California. And it shows in his speaking, especially when he's riled up. Here's a good example: "This fat f*ck thought he was something. But he couldn't fathom the depths of four seconds of my true Beserker rage. I checked his Illuminatti contract. Stupid f*ggot was supposed to tell me that no one loved me. If I don't stop talking sh!t on the Illuminatti, I would be f*cked by being killed, not raped as this f*ggot said had been done to him. This was the best this mangina mafia mustered to beat me with. He thought himself Beowolf. But he is so stupid he couldn...

Deciphering White Buffalo's Speech Was NOT Easy

As you may be aware, 99% of everything I quoted in The Legend of White Buffalo came from my digital recorder. Transcribing from a recorder is not an easy process, especially in the case of someone who knows how to speak perfect English but who decides to mangle it anyway. I put forth great effort to make his quotes specifically understandable. Eventually, I just gave up and wrote down the meaning of what he said without trying to decipher it line for line. The effect is that, in the first few chapters of my book, White Buffalo speaks at length, but later on his conversational method is more brief. He didn't become less long-winded, I just grew weary of word-for-word transcribing followed by interpreting things into plain English. Here's an example from my book. The original script will come first, followed by my translation of his version of English into mine. "I ran back through Cali and shot the dinner pass to escape back to Idaho for sanctuary. I had no angel bless bi...

Something A Little Different - Re: White Buffalo's Destroyed Cellphone, And My Defense

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White Buffalo was pissed off at me for a long time over his broken cellphone. He's mad because it contained some specially made apps designed to defeat demons and other evil supernatural powers. Don't ask me how it works. I'm specifically referring to the 'Godzilla' app. I believe he named it after a song by Eminem (posted below): Another app, not used for supernatural purposes, is the 'Eye of Mao' app. All it does is hack and gain control over a Chinese spy satellite hanging over the United States. But it's nothing special, it has no supernatural effect. It's just another mundane app. White Buffalo's Godzilla app is special, but difficult to use. It's purpose is to trap demons inside his cellphone. I don't know how much memory this uses up, but I imagine it's not very much. The demon, I mean, not the app. The difficult part of using this app is trapping demons who've had thousands of years practice in avoiding various type...

Death Has Too Many Willing Servants

Readers of my book will recall how I was nearly frightened to death the time I came face-to-face with Death incarnate two years ago. Naturally, as soon as White Buffalo heard about this he ran after him with his Holy Sword of Christ's Blood in an attempt to imprison Death himself within the sword's hilt. We (Roy and I) went after him, but not because it's impossible to catch Death. For he is far too wiley for that. We were concerned because our friend was running around like a maniac with a sword through neighorhoods and people's yards. The police caught up with him before we did. After two weeks of playing nice in mental hold, he was released on his own recognizance. Capturing Death wouldn't lead to immortality for all. Death, according to White Buffalo, kidnaps some while on their way to Heaven after their passing. Upon your dying, he explained, you will see the bright light, the portal to a perfectly beautiful world, in front of you some distance away. You wil...

White Buffalo Resurrected A Cancer Victim Who Had Died - Fantastic!~

I'm a witness to only a few of the miracles performed by White Buffalo. But I shouldn't say they were literally performed by him. He is only a conduit for Holy powers. So when I say White Buffalo performed such and such miracle, let it be understood that it is only in his capacity as a Heavenly conduit that he can perform miracles at all. From our earthly viewpoint, it does appear that White Buffalo performs miracles. A case in point is the brain cancer girl. I was not a witness to this event. It occurred in 2001, almost twenty years before I met White Buffalo. So I only have White Buffalo's word on this. In the spring of 2001, White Buffalo read a local news story about a 10-year-old girl who died from brain cancer in the ICU ward. The cancer was so advanced that it caused her eyes to bulge grotesquely out of her head. If that's not worrisome enough, the girl's Christian family denied the doctor permission to disconnect the girl's respirator. She was a ...

I had a movie created from a scene in my first book!

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In an effort to make this blog more interesting to readers, I'm posting this video I had made for $25.00 off of Fiverr. The movie's creator took a long time getting around to it, and it's not exactly what I asked for. I originally ordered a live action video with rotoscoped sfx. The person I ordered it from was very excited to take on the project, at first. But after waiting around for about six weeks, he finally informed me that he couldn't fulfill the request as I asked for. All he needed was a vehicle of any kind (as long as it had a back seat) and to hire couple local actors. Here's what I got for $25.00 - So folks, whip me with a wet noodle. It's not exactly a dream come true; but when I showed it to White Buffalo, he gave it a thumbs up. And that counts for a lot, believe me.

The good news is: there IS more to the Legend!

My first book, entitled The Legend of White Buffalo , contains 28 chapters, an epilogue, and around 72,000 words. That's the size of a small novel. Isn't there room for more information? Yes, there is. But this additional information is either not relevant to the plot, or it kills the pace of the novel by adding too much relevant information. For example, I could go on for two or three chapters about a single accounting of an incident from White Buffalo's past. But I'd rather aim for brevity than write a novelette in a novel. I don't intend to keep information from my readers, thus another reason to create a blog. There's the tale of White Buffalo's father's passing. It was mentioned briefly in The Legend of White Buffalo . Surprisingly (but not really), it had a lot to do with the supernatural; specifically, with Set's sons getting revenge for their father's capture. The son's names were Anubis, Wepwawet, Serket, Sobek and Maga. Forty-ei...

Are Some Earthquakes of Supernatural Origin?

In my previous blog entry, I mentioned the fact that White Buffalo (AKA Whachichun Tatanka) is responsible for events that have made local or regional news, but the source of the events was always assumed to be something natural. The following link tells the truth: the cause of the rock slide and the earthquake accompanying it was not natural. https://komonews.com/news/local/massive-rock-slide-in-the-north-cascades-caught-on-camera . The fact is that White Buffalo caused the earthquake and rock slide. He was present that day in the Cascade Mountain range, battling the forces of evil. I can't say for certain that White Buffalo intended to cause the earthquake, or if it was just the result of his overpowered nature. All that matters is that he caused it, and the video at the link above is the proof. NEW! The serialized version of White Buffalo: Tales of a Warrior-Prophet starts here! https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/episode/B09YQQYMKH

Who is Whachichun Tatanka?

Whachichun Tatanka, aka White Buffalo, is a member of the Arapaho tribe of Native Americans. The name Whachichun Tatanka is Native American for "White Buffalo." There's a Native American myth about the White Buffalo, and readers of this blog are free to use Google or an alternate meta-search engine such as DuckDuckGo. I don't want to waste time explaining information that is readily available elsewhere on the web. But the Whachichun Tatanka I'm referring to here is a real individual who lives in the state of Idaho, United States, North America. He's not a mythological being. Or should I say, mythology is not mythical; it is real, just as real as Whachichun Tatanka. I'm in the process of writing a book about Whachichun - the person, the legend. I'm currently working on the final draft. I plan on publishing the book this year (2022). One of the purposes of this blog is to keep my readers posted about the novel's progress. I'm also working on a...